It would be remiss of me if I let Donald's big day go by without marking his inauguration with a song! The words are set to a Celtic Scottish tune 'Donald Where's Your Troosers'. (Scots for trousers). Here's the youtube link https://youtu.be/6kmc8XWzmVs Donald Wears A Toupee (Lyrics) Well folks they say that I am golfing mad I'm not very good and my breath is bad But I’m the richest sugar dad That sports a yellow toupee Chorus (sung after each verse): Let the wind blow high, Let the wind blow low, To the White House I will go… The democrats they shout oh no! Donald wears a toupee My baseball cap is my delight, It’s made to measure and fits just right I keep it on both day and night In case I lose my toupee Yeah, I promised jobs for all On the back of coal and oil And I promise you I’ll build that wall And stand proud with my toupee Global warming’s not my thing It’s just a hoax like everything Windmills all they do is spin And mess up all my toupee The Russians love me, anyway And that man Vladimir, well he’s okay But I’m no puppet, I won’t obey It’s me who wears the toupee So let’s make America great again With all of my chosen men White supremacists rise and then Swear allegiance to my toupee