Eve of Release (music) / The Ledger of Christopher Flash (podcast)

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Well, the subject line says it all.. but allow me to reiterate.. Eve of Release was chosen to spend the next 21 days under the "Best New Artists" category on (expired link)! Even got a fancy schmancy congratulations email.. Thanks, N1M! You guys' hard work provides me with the most new fans and you are also the source of the most fanmail I get, compared to all the other host sites my music has a page with... so know that it's much appreciated.

Just for the hell of it, I attached a song to this message, in case any fans on the mailing list missed it. It's called "A Leaf on the Water".

Later!
~Chris⚡McD.

Well, thank you much for that! (just finally noticed that I was added to the spotlight rotation after who knows how long it's been telling me and I've been overlooking it) lol..
For the record, it hasn't slipped past me that you guys have been seriously excellent, and even charitable, to me since day one.. and I promise I won't ever forget it, if I ever have any luck with succeeding.. If not, I still won't forget it, but sadly, I won't be able to return the favor.. Lol..
But know that i sincerely do appreciate you're continued support, despite my current (and past) lack of funds to contribute through ad purchases on your site, and what not.. Hopefully someday soon that will change.. My next album is looking to be "the one", according to my closest inner circle of critics...
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...no, not just my wife!

...my brother, too...
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...and some friends!
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...well you can just shut your inner-judgmental-voices up then!
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...but for the first time ever, I can't humbly deny it, as I'd normally prefer to do... I even have some pretty awesome publicity stunt ideas, and EVERYTHING is being put into the song writing to keep with the theme...
Yes, it's to be my first (and probably my last) theme album, and I don't plan on anything less than the most epic and unique themed album ever created! Because I refused all these years to make one until i was 111% certain it was struck to my brain like a bolt of lightning- like divine intervention.
It had to be like when Doc Brown fell off the toilet and hit his head to spontaneously visualize the Flux Capacitor; and that's exactly what happened.. No joke! Ask my wife, she saw the bloody forehead and ear.. (I fell in a bathroom that was still under construction, so it was a bit uglier than Back to the Future's scene.. But then, so is my album idea.)

Anyway, thanks, all you guys and gals running sheee-ite there at N1M, who've taken a liking to my music and given me unfair, clearly favoritism treatment, while trying to hoist my lazy ass above all the other needles and hay in the stack.. All the number ones! And especially the number twos- don't you listen to them when they try to tell you that you stink! (even if you kind of really seriously do..) but just ignore them and keep plugging on, and NEVER stop shooting for number one! (heehee)
In fact, you only need to remember this----
Number one will always end up stinking just as bad as number two, after being around for a few days too many.


Heed these, my most glorious words of wizdumb, my friends!

~Christopher Flash


(expired link). I hope N1M won't mind me recycling this email and sharing what I wrote to them here as a newsletter to the fans, too.. cause I'd like to capitalize on my sudden and inexplicable desire to blabber wittingly, so i get out of having to write a newsletter later, too.. :D

Oh, and the album is to be titled:

WILL WROK FOR FOOD

...don't worry...
...it will ALL make sense soon!

I said enough in the title. Check out Google Play on your smartphone, hit music, then search for Eve of Release to get some freebie and/or some paid-for songs!

Happy holidays from me to you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and... ... ...oh, and YOU, too!! I believe i got all 92 of you? Please let me know via a reply on this website if i left you off this list by mistake... ???? Have a great holiday and enjoy the free download!

~Chris⚡McD.