September 30th, 2017 Somewhere in the Pacific Northwest a volley of arrows with papyrus scrolls attached aimed in no particular direction was released containing this message: "Where's the beef?" Numerous injuries were reported however no suspects have been apprehended. Sheriff Hankel refused to comment although he shared a baker's dozen box of doughnuts with our crew. Exactly where the beef is located remains to be solved and the town's people are furious. Tensions flare and a culprit must soon take responsibility for the medieval crime of communication or I fear hysteria will have this coastal dwelling populous in it's icy clutch.