Unbeknownst to most intellectual troglodytes, three legged objects are currently labeled as tripods. Academic gargantuan Dr. Igsby Bluementhol first considered this matter tertiary. Upon second thought he considered it secondary. Thirdly he reflected on what he thought in the first place, but one too many mental squats pulled both his quads. Unprecedented controversy surrounds this esoteric debacle which remains hidden from lackadaisical public scrutiny.