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Kilted Creature
Bagpiper GuitaristThere have been reported sightings of the Bagpipe playing Kilted Creature dating back to the Devonian Age. “KC”, along with his brother, “The Creature from the Black Lagoon”, shared the same pond as tadpoles. Well before his brothers’ run into much unexpected and mostly unwelcomed visitors, the Kilted Creature left the pool at an early age and travelled up to the northern hemisphere where he ended up moving in with his 2nd cousin, 4 times removed, in Loch Ness, Scotland, where he also got his first set of bagpipes. In their underwater lair they formed a rockin blues band and they travelled and performed throughout the entire region, but, alas, no one ever got to actually see them because when it came to promoting shows, Nessy was really, really bad at giving directions. Fast forward to the 21st century and modern technology. On a more recent journey, KC happened into the “Claws and Dragons” Pub in Isle of Man, where he met a beautiful bar wench he calls “The Keeper”. They immediately had an animal attraction for each other and haven’t left each other since. The Kilted Creature has been seen and photographed and he has, much unlike his brother, finally given in to not being such a recluse anymore. Making his home in the mountains of North Carolina, the Kilted Creature can be seen, along with his cute little keeper, and their love-child Sgt.Tadpole at Arms ( who is a much better agent than Nessie ) playing his bagpipes well beyond the Black Lagoon. Available for weddings, parties, sci-fi-cons, horror festys, and pretty much anywhere at all! ESPECIALLY if BBQ is present! Contact kiltedcreature@gmail.com or call/text: 828.577.2140
Cap'n D. Lucas
Bassist Guitarist KeyboardistCap’n D. Lucas is the twin brother of Captain Lucas, who we all know had many dealings with the Creature from the Black Lagoon. After hearing many stories about the Creature from his brother, Cap’n D. Lucas decided he would venture into the Black Lagoon to see if he could find Crazy Beuhlie,and ask her if she has seen the beastie lately. When he arrived at the lagoon he spent many days searching and finally found her and they fell deeply in love. Soon they discovered a hidden river running out of the Black Lagoon. They sailed into it and almost immediately the river turned to raging waters and then opened up into a gigantic whirlpool. Cap’n D. Lucas, Beuhlie and his boat “ATIR”, were pulled into the whirlpool, spinning them round and round until suddenly they were dragged upwards in a freak hurricane and landed smack dab into a lake where Kilted Creature and The Keeper were performing at a concert. Quite startled at first, then very curious, Cap’n D. Lucas approached the duo and told them his adventurous tale in seeking out KC’s brother. They all made fast friends and when the Cap’n showed them he was a very good musician and all around good guy the rockin’ and rollin’ was on!
The Keeper
The Keeper keeps KC in line and check!~ facebook.com/cyndigrady
