vincent burke

... probably but here's a Video of me and my kids complete with Clotted Cream and a reference to my Nan's Oven Chips
Happy Chrismas :-)
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This one may not be a masterpiece but it kicks along and delivers a bit of punch. Jet lagged after Jamaica the tune jumped into my head. I think I'd heard someone on the radio and been reminded that you just can't argue logic around religion.
Faith means believing against all logic and the less sense it makes to believe the more faithful you are so well done! If you pray your village won't slide into the sea and then it does prayer still works, it just wasn't the right thing to ask for.
Anyway in my jet lagged state I imagined the end of the song being a bigger and bigger chant of "praying to the kings kings" steamrollering over a yelping version of me. Maybe I should have done that, instead I did this!...



oh the video is kind of distracting from the meaning in places so the words are below; I did it quick and the kids liked it so here it is - hope I didn't go too far (it's not very subtle).

Look after yourselves atheists! and if you are religious don't hurt anyone :-)




king of kings

all those people sitting in the dirt are

praying to the king of kings

all those people in the big fat church are

praying to the king of kings.



homophobic African preachers are

praying to the king of kings

paedophile catholics and PE teachers are

praying to the king of kings.



give up your religion

give up your god

it won't improve your behaviour

but it could make you act a whole lot worse...



winston churchill and adolph hitler were

praying to the king of kings

donald trump and the ku klux klan are

praying to the king of kings



give up your religion

give up your faith

it justifies your behaviour

while screwing up the human race



muslims, christians, every side are

praying to the king of kings

so fire your gun with spiritual pride you're all

praying to the king of kings



give up your religion

give up your god

it won't improve your behaviour

but it could make you act a whole lot worse...



when your village slides to the sea you'll still be

praying to the king of kings

it's just one more trick to keep you down on your knees while you're

praying to the king of kings

it's just one more trick to keep you down on your knees while you're

praying to the king of kings

praying to the king of kings...Pow!