Willett

About Willett

Zachary met Laura in a back-alley behind a strip joint after one of her performances. Both intoxicated, Laura asked this recently met stranger to hold her hair while she orally released a wave of thick fluid from her belly. Zachary of course reluctantly complied, and received a smell combination that consisted of pizza, barbecued spare-ribs, 4 tequila shots, and 7 bottles of Waterloo Dark mixed with a heavenly blend of stomach digestion fluids and acids. Zachary finally gave in to his curiosity and spotted what looked like a partially digested pepperoni within the mess, and began hurling himself. This went on for several minutes or so... until they both realized that within the hurling vocalizations, they were producing a perfect harmony in C major. Laura and Zachary decided immediately that they were destined to perform together, and after many failed attempts to create the concept of "stripper duets", they took the easy way out and started a band instead. The team-of-two have trouble to this day achieving a perfect harmony in any key... but have recruited other various musicians to help them re-create the musical glory that was their drunken bodily fluid celebration!